My Life is Now Complete

What was originally planned as a trip to Target for rice crispy treats and linens turned out to be more...so much more. As I was nonchalantly strolling past the racks of clothes not considering any specifics, there it was. I came across something so glorious I could not believe my eyes. Drum roll please...There is was- A LEOPARD PRINT SNUGGIE! I stood in awe marveling my soon-to-be-all-that-is-holy possession. Freeing my sensationally perfect body suit from the hanger, I dashed to the dressing room. Not that I doubted our future together, but I couldn't wait to be inside of the fabulous onezie. I zip up my leopard print snuggie and we become one.

My snuggie and I become fast friends. Someone to wallow in my wallowing with, and roll around in crumbs with tangled hair. Fuck it. I'm in love. My inner cat-like goddess has come alive.